Pictured: a poor attempt at feigned surprise.

In a study which has surprised no one, University of Toronto researchers have discovered that the children’s menu at popular restaurant chains frequently have excess sugar. (Toronto Star)

Unsurprisingly, a Fox News poll shows that Hilary Clinton remains the clear Democratic frontrunner, despite a drop in her honesty rating in light of the recent private email scandal, while the Republican field remains largely split. Unsurprisingly, Fox chose to frame this as a drop in the ratings for Secretary Clinton, and a clear victory for Scott Walker, who scored marginally higher on the ‘strong leader’ scale. (Fox News)

Having been condemned internationally for destruction of ancient artifacts, and also for being a terrorist organization, ISIS militants have bulldozed the archeological site an ancient city. (CNN)

Flying WWII vintage plane, Harrison Ford was forced to make an emergency landing when the ending (perhaps not so unexpectedly) failed. Mr. Ford is injured but is expected to make a full recovery. (USA Today)

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