0 CommentsThe demolition of the Barnard Library is drawing near, but Bwog has some more important matters on the mind: namely, what will happen to Maggie the Magnolia? We’ve heard rumors that Maggie will be moved, but where? With the help of Bwog’s collective imagination, Barnard Bearoness/Amateur Photoshopper Maddie Stearn whipped up some snapshots of Maggie’s next adventures.
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- On the move, to new and more exciting adventures
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- The last image was (unintentionally) reminiscent of Titanic, so we took it further…Don’t panic, though. Maggie is still safe in this scenario, because we cast her as Rose (who survives). Maggie will go on to live a fulfilling life and will eventually tell her story to some incredulous deep-sea divers.
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- Retiring from her brief movie career, Maggie relaxes with the rich and famous on a beach in Santa Barbara, CA.
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- Why should Maggie miss out on a wholesome, all-American experience? Here she crosses another activity off her bucket list as she snaps a selfie at a Nationals baseball game. Luckily her exuberance (and branches) hide the game’s low turnout.
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- So maybe this is a cliche, but does that make it any less necessary?
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- Comfort zone be damned–Maggie decides to leave the U.S. and study abroad! At the same time it’s not like she’s really exerting herself; she only goes to San Juan, Puerto Rico. God, she’s so sheltered. Ok, we might also be jealous. Whatever. It’s fine.
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- Maggie wants to see what all the Beverly Hills hype is about so she decides to take a trip to Cali. Sorry George and Amal, Maggie is unimpressed. She’s a NYC gal through and through.
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- Ok, this is kind of embarrassing, but Maggie has a huge celebrity crush on Big Ben. She has this fantasy where they get together and have inanimate object children with names like Maximilian the Museum, Gwendolyn the Geranium, and Siobhan the Shrubbery. What can she say, the British are just so attractive.
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- Maggie got offered a modeling gig here in NYC and she discovers she does want to be on top. ANTM is kicking themselves for turning her away. Sorry not sorry, Tyra.
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- Several Bwoggers are very attached to Maggie, so Maddie Stearn took advantage of the situation and put Maggie in her backyard in Virginia. This is when having basic Photoshop skills pays off.
Maggie the Magnolia, transplanted from the Barnard website.
Background Images:
Luxury cruise via Shutterstock;
Starting and ending her movie career via Youtube;
King Kong-ing it via Her Campus;
and Smizing via Wikipedia.
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