Yeah, this feels way cuter than stressing about Trump…

This one is self explanatory: “Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on.” We figured out what’s going on: a racist crazy is running for President. (Trump Website)

Bernie Sanders won the popular vote… for TIME’s Person of the Year poll, that is. People are feeling the Bern so hot they chose Sanders over other equally inimitable candidates like Malala Yousafzai, Hillary Clinton, and (thank god) Donald Trump. (TIME)

We all know it’s hilarious to play the “Penis Game” while drunkenly staggering back to Carman at 3 am but this news is seriously amazing: Johns Hopkins doctors will be performing penis transplants on wounded veterans in a matter of months! Yeah, we like science more than politics right now. (NY Times)

Speaking of science, the guy himself, Bill Nye, explained dreaming in a cute and short video. Oh, yeah–he relies heavily on emojis. He’s everything you wish your grandpa could be and “hip” to boot. (Paste)

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