Our starry wanderer returns to utopia

Yesterday was Super Tuesday, and Donald Trump won a whole bunch of states in the Republican primaries, including Alabama, Massachusetts, Georgia, Tennessee, Vermont, Virginia, and Arkansas, capturing 192 delegates. Ted Cruz is in second place, having won Texas and Oklahoma, while Marco Rubio finishes up with a victory in Minnesota. In brief: abandon hope all ye who enter here. (Washington Post)

As for the Democratic race, Hillary Clinton won 7 states, as projected, gaining 453 delegates. Bernie, the kind of guy who writes extensive notes in the margins of Montaigne’s Essays, won Colorado, Minnesota, Oklahoma, and Vermont, capturing (what a physical word!) 284 delegates. (Washington Post)

Some uplifting news: American astronaut Scott Kelly is back on Earth, after having spent a year in space to test the health effects of an extended mission in space. Edgy! Now he can get just as caught up in campaign drama as the rest of us.

But here’s something we can all agree on—PornHub released some state-by-state stats recently, revealing that “lesbian” was the most-searched phrase in over 30 states, including New York. Not much surprise there. (New York Daily News)

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