Get free stuff at the activity fair

This semester’s winding down. If you’re going away for the summer, you only have a few days left to snag some swag. If you’re a senior, this is your last chance ever to harvest all the stuff you can get with CUID and a UNI. While one option is to pester your RA into getting you some free Westside cookies and t-shirts with a Res Life FTF, some of us our too lazy even for that. We like to find and take.

So, for those people, here’s the list of free things you can get at Columbia:

• Three-ply toilet paper at Hartley Hospitality
• Condoms (all over the place – just ask your RA)
• Lube at GHAP in John Jay
• A bunch of free food and swag if you donate a dollar to the Senior Fund and go to their events
• Pizza at CUCR meetings
• Readings on Courseworks
• Just look around the activity fair for a while
• Entire boxes of mints at CCE
• Really nice monogrammed glass water bottles you can smuggle out of fancy events
• Earplugs, all over Barnard
• Wine from Maison Française at their events
• The Met Opera on demand via Clio
• Stress balls (go to a StressBusters event, or really just e-mail any administrator and they’ll probably have a box for you)
• Tampons (and maybe, one day, if the world is ready, pads)
• Snacks at Bwog meetings (Sundays at 7 in the SGO, but you’ll have to wait until next semester for them to start again)

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