Staring majestically onto the horizon or just hungry?

Roses are red, violets are blue. Valentine’s Day is almost here, so don’t worry, Bwog’s got you. Here are Sam and Oscar, two dudes looking for some love. Maybe they’re your type! How romantic would it be, to meet your lover through a Bwog personal? *Swoon* Slide into tips@bwog.com. 

Name, Year, School, Major: Sam Meshoyrer, ’17 SEAS, Computer Science

Preference: guy for girl

Hometown: Marlboro, NJ

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: “Why do you want to work for…?”

What redeems you as a human being?  I was once called a “good person” twice in one week.

Library Room of Choice: Tie between Butler 209, NoCo first floor, and the Room of Requirement

Beverage of Choice: Water (stay hydrated!)

Which dating apps have you been active on? Tinder

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Last Saturday I went to the opera, listened to Pokemon Jazz at the West End Lounge, and suffocated at an EC rager… so in bed at a reasonable hour.

Historical Hottie: Ada Lovelace

Hair to rival even Conor Voss

Name, Year, School, Major: Oscar, 1st year PhD student in Computer Science

Preference: Guy for girl

Hometown: Singapore

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: She’s mean to me >_<

What redeems you as a human being? I’m an active follower of Columbia buy sell memes!

Library room of choice: Don’t like libraries, I fall asleep when it’s too quiet

Beverage of choice: Bubble tea

Which dating apps have you been active on? My version of iOS is too outdated to download them haha

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Working in my lab :(

Historical Hottie: Cleopatra

Photos via Sam and Oscar