Bwog compiled a list of all the things on this campus that are just Too Tall. Prezbo, make this campus shorter please. 

• The Milstein 2 printer.
• The position of the mint jar in Ferris.
• High chairs in Ferris.
• The partition for omelets/pasta in Ferris (the guy can never hear me because I’m too low down).
• Fuck it, all of Ferris.
• The error bars in my science project.
• The cabinets in every suite.  I can’t ever reach the top two shelves.
• The tooth. Way too difficult for drunk people emerging from EC parties to climb.
• My bed (it’s lofted to high heaven and you can’t undo it).
• Most people when you try to give them a hug so you have to stand on tiptoe. :(
• People sitting in front of me in every class.
• Every projector screen that you have to pull down.
• The glass of dumbass juice I drink every morning.
• The tables in John Jay. When I sit it’s like up to my neck and I’m not even short. (Editor’s note: an Ally)

From one particularly angry short person:

• A LOT OF TOILETS (FEET DON’T TOUCH GROUND).
• JJ’S CHAIRS.
• HEWITT BUFFET (REQUIRES ARMS TO BE VERY LONG).
• BUTLER SHELVES.
• EVERYONE IN THE ENGINEERING BUILDING.

Bonus – Things that are too short:

• MY FUCKING PATIENCE.

Look upon her and despair via Bwogger