It was a bright cold day in April, and the…Print Center signs were making passive-aggressive threats about the future of John Jay patio dining?! Apparently, students have been abusing “silver wear” privileges in the last few days, and this almost-firm directive asks that they kindly stop, lest they lose all they hold dear–namely, the privilege of eating your omelets and breakfast cupcakes (those aren’t muffins) outside. So shape up or ship out, pals!
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@Anonymous buncha fuckin savages
@ANON This is all due to the merry bunch of athletes that eat at THE J!!
@Athletes we own the Jay, it only exists for our dinning pleasure, therefore we can do whatever we want with their silverware.
@More athletes We eat there every day, why should we do something to increase the price of the meal plan?
I strongly doubt “thousands of dollars worth” is even remotely accurate. That would mean that the trash cans would be more than overflown with dishes and silver wear…
captcha: bouncier understanding
@... real classy! way to live the stereotype guys!!!
@Anonymous i think it’s kind of cool that they put together a sign in such short notice.
clearly a lie though.
@Anonymous Where are the Mints? That must be where they are recooping their money!
@um how the hell would students have been able to throw away “thousands of dollars” worth of plates in just two days without the trash cans outside john jay overflowing?
Its really fucking insulting when Housing tells us obviously lies like this crap.
@Back Of The Envelope If the students were dumb enough to throw out plates and utensils, why would being outside make a difference?
@Anonymous i like their breakfast muffins!
glad someone else noticed them.
@Hmm Breakfast cupcakes, eh? Well those corn muffins/cupcakes/muffcakes are beyond delicious (also beyond calorific). ALMOST happy I have a meal plan this year, just because of those.
@agree with dining effing stop stealing and being lazy – just goes into meal plan costs (which are obscene as it is)
@true But knowing the kind of petty lazy behavior that goes on here sometimes, I’m sure people were throwing their dishes away to save themselves the “hassle”.
@fuckin assholes
@Anonymous I think they just recently counted their silverwear and plates and realized that most of it was gone. Then they assumed that we must be throwing it out when we went outside. What they didn’t realize is that we stole it at the beginning of the year and have been eating off of it in our suites…
@*like* who is idiotic enough to throw real silverware into trash cans?
@Bluff I doubt ALL of the silverware, when NEW was worth that.
@I think you mean “silver wear.”
@Anonymous I gotta agree with Dining on this one. Throwing plates in the trash is some dumb shit.
@glad that they went with the patronizing “let’s”
@Dolores Umbridge Naughty children deserve to be punished!
@harry potter i shall not tell lies
@harry potter *must not
@Dolores Umbridge Your mistake is unacceptable! Crucio!
@Firenze shut up umbridge