Well, this Friday is Michaelmas, and you still haven’t got anybody to share it with. Don’t worry—Bwog has you covered. If you yearn for the dashing Ben or the lovely Kate, simply drop us an email at bwgossip@columbia.edu. If you’re chosen, we’ll set you up and give you $5—that’s five dollars!—for a coffee date. It’ll be a blast. And don’t forget—if you or anyone you know wants to be featured as a personal, drop us a line and we’ll hook you up.
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Name: Ben
School: SEAS
Year: ’08
Major: Civil Engineering, with a minor in Architecture
Hometown: Colleyville, TX (Suburb of Dallas/Fort Worth)
Top three songs according to iTunes’ play count:
1. Kyrie from the Mozart Requiem, directed by Herbert Von Karajan and performed by the Weiner Singverein and the Berlin Philharmonic
2. So Into You by The Stereo
3. O Nata Lux from Morten Lauridsen’s Lux Aeterna performed by the Los Angeles
Chorale (I’m a choral music freak, what can I say?)
You’re trapped on a desert island with three foods—what are they?
Mallomars, Taco Bell Tacos, Dr. Pepper
Describe your favorite pair of underwear.
Gotta be the C9 by Champion boxer briefs. Comfort and support. It’s the way to go.
It’s 2 o’clock on a Sunday afternoon. Where can you be found?
My bed. Or doing problem sets.
Nightmare date in three words or less:
Fashonista on crack.
So, what are you doing after college?
Grad school? Or possibly designing sewage systems….
When I first came to Columbia, I thought….
I’m home!!! [Spins circles in celebration.]
TCBY or Tasti D-Lite?
Of the two, Tasti-D, mostly because the name reminds me of afternoon delight.
Flight, invisibility, or X-Ray vision?
Flight. Invisibility and X-Ray vision present too many ethical issues. Plus, free travel.
Unusual talents?
Seeming not-Texan and not Engineer-ish, and I make a mean break-n-bake
cookie.
MySpace or Facebook?
Facebook.
Name: Kate
School: CC
Year: ’09
Major: Architecture/Creative Writing
Hometown: Richardson, TX (Suburb of Dallas/Fort Worth)
Top three songs according to iTunes’ play count:
Oh my, this is embarrassing. Here goes:
1. Talk Show Host, by Radiohead
2. Maps, by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs
3. About a Girl, by Nirvana
You’re trapped on a desert island with three foods—what are they?
Cheese (any kind, really)
GORP (a heavenly shake-up of granola, dried fruits, peanuts, and M&Ms)
Scones
Describe your favorite pair of underwear.
They’re black and they sit real low.
It’s 2 o’clock on a Sunday afternoon. Where can you be found?
On a street corner panhandling for a cup of coffee
Nightmare date in three words or less:
Me. Wearing. Dress.
So, what are you doing after college?
A stint in the Peace Corps.
When I first came to Columbia, I thought….
Oh God, I’m the only person here with purple hair.
TCBY or Tasti D-Lite?
Tasti D. They put the topping in the bottom of the cup too!
Flight, invisibility, or X-Ray vision?
Flight. I’d like definitive proof that it is, in fact, impossible to sleep on clouds. They just look so fluffy.
Unusual talents?
I can do a no-handed cartwheel. And make a mean grilled cheese. Probably even at the same time.
MySpace or Facebook?
Ideally, neither.
15 Comments
@suggestion box slip Bwog…your questions kind of suck. try the proust questionaire. I mean, why would anyone care about myspace vs. facebook? and the super power question? SO banal. you really can do better.
@a fan kate is the best date ever. period.
@i agree with number 2
@well kate is one of those girls that make straight girls start questioning…
@well kate is one of those girls that make straight girls start questioning…
@fashionista on crack whatever!
@f.d kate’s pretty much amazing
@knows her Dallas Ben’s a sweety…
But I have to say, where are the cowboy hats, the boots, the bolo tie? If you’re going to have a Who Shot JR? edition, I’m going to expect a little more from you Bwog. Like finding out this was all a dream…
@heyyyyyyy tasti d lite never put toppings on the bottom of the cup for ME.
@yeah i feel jipped.
and ben. you do look like a seas kid- but you know what- be proud of it. You can be cute and be seas so be proud of who you are.
As for kate- really dissapointed in the top itunes list, i was expecting something more on the order of:
1- misfits song
2- slayer song
3- ramones song
@smitten i have to say, ben is really really cute, but i’m way too shy to email bwgossip. also, it’d be nice to know more – like does ben get to pick the candidates or does bwog do the choosing? etc.
@See, I could never be in one of these personals. I’m not cool enough to use iTunes.
@yo bwog I think the super power question needs to go, or be modified.
@asdf oh lord, those stupid asterisks for actions make me want to barf.
@Bwog Fixed.