One bottle of Field Notes, distilled into its purest form.

Some Bwoggers did really pleasant things:

  • Wrote most of a LitHum midterm, submitted a study abroad app, submitted a Hail Mary thing to the NYT for exposure, and stuff
  • Networked? 
  • Skipped so many classes. Felt unstoppable
  • Fucked around and frolicked in the nice weather
  • Ate lots of desserts (y’all should try Sugar Hill Creamery and L.A. Sweets—they’re right next door to each other)
  • For the first time, got: a guitar, tres leches cake, Lexapro

Some Bwoggers did really unpleasant things:

  • Somehow irreparably fucked up my sleep schedule while doing nothing 
  • Spent 20 minutes trying to log in to AXS to get Bacchanal tickets
    • Got the tickets!
  • Spent Monday/Tuesday/Wednesday spaced out of my mind thanks to spring break destabilizing my routine
  • Walked umbrella-less in the rain to Roti Roll just to find they were CLOSED 
  • Cried at different parts of campus for a week straight

Some Bwoggers did normal fun things:

  • Saw the Rare Book and Manuscript Library and it was awesome. Shoutout to Jane Siegel!
  • Went to Sleep No More. Had a one-on-one with Hecate. Coolest theater experience of my life, probably
  • Saw The Batman (2022) and felt seen. Finally, a Batman for women…
  • Went to a party wearing nothing but bags
  • Went to Battle of the Bands. Columbia students have no concert etiquette. Still very fun
  • My boyfriend took me to a Squid concert
    • I had no idea who they were and I cannot say I will listen to them independently
  • Was in my first musical! Shoutout 24 Hour for letting me live my middle school dream of being in A Very Potter Musical

Some Bwoggers weren’t sober:

  • Got wasted on strange little seltzers
  • Got really jittery from eating chocolate-covered espresso beans and woke up the next morning with something worse than a hangover
  • Got drunk three days in a row. What’s a developing alcoholism?

Some Bwoggers did unspeakable things:

  • In another edition of “Things Seen At JJ’s:” person wearing a shirt saying “a girl without a dick is like an angel without wings”

It’s you. You’re the joke via Flickr