0 Comments“She is the mother I never had, she is the sister everybody would want. She is the friend that everybody deserves. I don’t know a better person.”
So, I was walking in the rain the other day—it’s been a rainy week, but you all know that. It was gloomy, and a little gray too. But I noticed a beacon of light as I trudged through campus.
That light was not actually light but actually my friend, popstar, and Australian international student Vanessa Amorosi. She didn’t look a day older than when she released her debut album The Power in 2000. It was like she was trapped in time, never aging. Vanessa has a charm that you only get down under. It’s warm, something like the outback sun. She added this yellow tint to the air that surrounded her—a sugary ether.
But she’s more than just where she comes from, she’s a musical genius. And more! See Vanessa—in this universe I am conceptualizing that may or may not have any holding on reality—is a major fan of Bwog. In fact, she’s even considering rushing.
I walked a little faster to catch up with her. She wore an orange jersey and bangs that looked so good they’d surpassed bangdom—reader, it was a boom at that point. While we caught up, we immediately started talking about Bwog. There’s really no other conversation to be had—Bwog is on everybody’s lips.
Despite being the editor-in-chief, I found myself asking her questions about tonight’s open meeting. Like where is it? (Lerner 510, she told me). And when is it? (9 to 10 pm).
Then came the fateful question that changed the trajectory of my Sunday: Who can come to tonight’s meeting?
At this point, in a godly power instantly recognizable from the Roman Catholic upbringing that Vanessa Amorosi and I share. She transcended human power and in a moment only replicable at the closing ceremony of the 2000s Olympic games in Sydney, Australia, she began to tell me.
So who can come to tonight’s meeting? Well, let’s allow Vanessa Amorosi to take it away:
Absolutely everybody
Everybody, everybody
Absolutely everybody
Everybody, everybody
Absolutely everybody
Everybody, everybody
Absolutely everybody
Absolutely everybody
Absolutely everybody
Absolutely everybody
Absolutely everybody
Absolutely everybody
Absolutely everybody
Everybody needs a little Bwogging
Everybody needs somebody thinking of them
Everybody needs a little respect
And whatever it takes, I’m gonna get it (from Bwog)
Everybody needs a hand to hold
Someone to cling to
When the nights are getting cold
I’m no different, I am just the same
A writer in the Blog
Absolutely everybody
Everybody, everybody
Absolutely everybody
In the whole wide world
Absolutely everybody
Every boy and every girl
Absolutely everybody
Everybody needs a human touch
I can’t live without it
It means too much to me
Everybody needs one true friend
Someone who’ll be there ’til the very end
And absolutely everybody breathes
And everybody, everybody bleeds
We’re no different, we’re all the same
Writers in the Blog
Absolutely, everybody
Everybody, everybody
Absolutely everybody
In the whole wide world
Everybody breathes
And everybody needs
Absolutely everybody
Absolutely everybody
Absolutely everybody
Absolutely everybody
Absolutely everybody
Every boy and girl
Every woman and child
Every father and son
I said now everyone
Yes now everyone
Everybody needs a little Bwogging
Everybody, everybody needs love
I’m no different, I am just the same
A writer in the blog
Absolutely everybody
Everybody, everybody
Absolutely everybody
In the whole wide world
Everybody breathes
And everybody needs
Absolutely everybody
Absolutely everybody
Everybody, everybody
Absolutely everybody
In the whole wide world
Everybody breathes
And everybody needs
Absolutely everybody
Absolutely everybody
Absolutely everybody
Absolutely everybody
Everybody, everybody
Absolutely everybody
Absolutely everybody
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