You’re Either Leaving Amity Bent Over or Bent Out of Shape.

Approaching a stranger can be intimidating, so I’ve decided to do the hard work for you and bless you with my go-to pickup lines. Remember, confidence is key in matters of the heart, so deliver these with your full chest and the words will do the rest.

1. Are you Roar-ee the Lion because I want to see you roaring and lion on my bed tonight.
2. What do Ferris Donuts and I have in common? We both have holes that you can eat.
3. Are you Milstein Sushi? Because I want to eat you raw.
4. I’ve got 70 club applications to finish, you could do 1 and then we could 69.
5. Are you Barnard’s Gym? Because I have been dying to come inside you.
6. If I told you I worked at University Hardware, would you let me handle your tool?
7. Are you Milbank’s doors? Because you get harder every time I try to come in you.
8. What do Mike’s Subs and I have in common? We both have footlongs we’d love for you to devour.
9. Are you Butler Library? Because I feel like screaming every time I’m inside you.
10. What do John Jay and I have in common? We both offer you a free cream filling, theirs may be icey, but mine certainly isn’t.

Consider these lines your crash course in flirting. Success is not guaranteed, but a lasting impression definitely is. Let me know in the comments which one you’d be brave enough to try!

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