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ESC online voting started at midnight, and SEAS kids have until 6:00 PM on Tuesday to register their choices for Academic Affairs, Alumni Affairs/Professional Development, and Student Services Representative–all the other offices are uncontested. But one-party races do make for fun campaign speeches, and courtesy of ESC’s web wizardry, you can watch them as many times as you want! Here are the cliffnotes:
Class of 2008: Narrowly defeated E-Board candidate and current 2008 President Eash Cumarasamy, looking confident: “We’re going to be a great class council, if we’re elected, as we hope to be. Come to our meetings. Uh, that’s all. See you next year.”
Class of 2009: The Fu Fighters gave a perky performance, self-consciously switching off the mic while listing their accomplishments. Do they tag-team e-mails, too?
Class of 2010: Double points for stating their platform in verse! Long, awkward, not especially metric verse, but hey [insert SEAS joke here].
– LBD
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@... I know, it’s awful isn’t it!
And this potential University Senator doesn’t just want to work on “study abroad”. She wants to “improve events”??? As university senator?
@yes... good luck, SEAS.
@senators The senators are an absolute joke, they have absolutely no idea what they’re running for.
study abroad? come on
@eesh Especially embarassing because one is *already in ESC* and should know better.
@eesh not to be confused with Eash
@reply to all ZING!
@your dog shat on my cat.
@in all seriousness…this thread is an embarrassment to the university.
@i want to play Your MOM is an embarrassment to the University. Your FACE devalues my degree. Your POST makes my life hurt. Your…
@well the university is an embarrassment of riches
@I shouldve gone to Dartmouth…
@wow those campaign speeches are an embarrassment to the university.
@WOW YOU are an embarrassment to the university.
@omg! that comeback is an embarrassment to the university.
@ZOMG your comeback is an embarrassment to my comeback.
@OMGeleventyonoe Your comeback devalues by degree by damaging our reputation nationwide.
@DAMMIT “my” degree — my spelling embarrasses us all.
@CAPS LOCK ON BWOG IS SO EFFECTIVE OH EM GEE
@ESC voting is awesome BECAUSE YOU CAN DO IT ONLINE
@CC10 Hehehe the verse is terrible, but how can you not love Kinetic?