Still unsure about what to take next semester? Bwogger Pierce Stanley offers a few suggestions. Yes, they’re real classes.
I. The Interrogative Variety
Spring 2008 Religion W4722
NOTHING, GOD, FREEDOM
Spring 2008 Philosophy BC1001
WHAT IS PHILOSOPHY?
Spring 2008 French G8650
WHAT IS FRANCE?
Spring 2008 Philosophy G9482
MEANING
Spring 2008 Anthropology G6085
THING THEORY
II. Roe v. Wade: the Remix
Spring 2008 Anthropology V3972
CONCEPTION AND THE FETUS
Spring 2008 Anthropology V3974
LOST WORLD/SEC SPACES:MOD/CHLD
Spring 2008 Anthropology V3977
TRAUMA
Spring 2008 Anthropology G4173
THE DEAD,TERMINABLE/INTERMINB
Spring 2008 History BC4324
VIENNA & BIRTH OF THE MODERN
III. Rise of the Machines
Spring 2008 Anthropology V3995
ANTHROP OF THE WAR MACHINE
Spring 2008 Biomedical Engineering E3150
THE CELL AS A MACHINE
Spring 2008 Anthropology V3924
ANTHROPOLOGY & DISASTER
Spring 2008 Mathematics V3025
MAKING, BREAKING CODES
IV. For Shits and Giggles
Spring 2008 Art History G8742
INVENTING THE MONUMENT
Spring 2008 Anthropology V3947
TEXT, MAGIC, PERFORMANCE
Spring 2008 Classical Civilization W4100
THE HANDWRITTEN BOOK
Spring 2008 History BC4901
RE-ACTING (TO) THE PAST II
V. Ethnic Studies Reform
Spring 2008 Ethnicity and Race, Center for Study of G4020
THE COLOR OF AIDS
Spring 2008 History W4602
JEWS IN 19TH CENTURY FRANCE
Spring 2008 French BC3068
JEWS IN FRANCE DREYFUS-VICHY
Spring 2008 Classical Literature V3200
DAUGHTERS OF DIDO
VI. The WTF Does this Listing Even Mean Variety
Spring 2008 Anthropology V3907
RADICAL EXPANSIONS OF THE SOC
Spring 2008 Anthropology G6186
PERF SUBJECTIVITY-AGE OF REVOL
Spring 2008 Anthropology G6212
PRIN/APPL-SOC & CULTRL ANTHROP
Spring 2008 History W4302
FR WAR-PEACE:BRITAIN-FR-1940’S
Spring 2008 History W3003
REL,MYTH,RITAUL-GREEK CITY-ST
Spring 2008 Earth and Environmental Engineering E4009
GIS-RES,ENVIR,INFRASTRUCTR MGT
Spring 2008 History BC3570
ALMA MATER:HIST U.S.COLL/UNIV
Spring 2008 Sociology G9080
CONTEXTUALIZATION OF CONTEXT
37 Comments
@wow so anthro really isn’t a real department. the courses are made up by stoned professors
@Nicole Kidman Stupid people get in to harvard early all the time.
@123123 Spring 1754 Religion W9999
ALMA: MAN OR WOMAN?
@yellowboohbah not to mention the class on “Hate” not offered in 2007-2008.
@Chirac Mon-dieu! Les Americans sont si stupides, ils ne savent pas ce qu’est la France.
@la France What is France? Prerequisite: Where is France?- French W4631.
@follow-up The follow-up is Problematization of Contexualization
@title Here’s an idea for a course: Contextualization of Problematization
@trauma Imagine takng a course called “Trauma.” Hey, I’ve got a Trauma midterm coming up… Trauma is killing me… Saturday is gonna be Trauma in Butler…
@whoa what has post-modernism done to us? Anthro has gone from white man’s burden to foucaultmindfuck.
@Anonymous poop?
@#22 was in response to #17 & 18.
@No, if he had said “that’s why I transferred out of this school”, that would have been okay. But he chose to name-drop.
And, in response to the douche, going to Harvard does not guarantee that you will be more successful than a Columbia student, and I can’t believe you are pompous enough to believe that. Are you going to be more successful than Warren Buffet, FDR, and John Kluge? You sure? The truth is, a lot of Columbians could transfer into Harvard; you were competing against a very limited pool of applicants in transferring between Ivies. So get down from your high-horse.
@lay off this guy. If he had said “This shit is why I transferred to UIllinois,” you wouldn’t have said a goddamn thing. Or, more likely, you would have given him shit about how much lower ranked UIllinois is than Columbia. This is because everyone here is more interested in prestige and school rankings, rather than actually learning anything.
-mb
@actually I’m more interested in banging your sister.
@and I’m more interested in fornicating with your mother. But so are most people, because she was ranked #1 on US News and World Report’s guide to the Best Rides, while my poor sister did not even make the list.
@oopsy Well, apparently he is just as guilty of that. Even more, I suppose.
@it's not because you go to a school that is higher-ranked, it’s because you were such a douche. “this bullshit is why I transferred to Harvard, thank you very much.” That was really unecessary.
Besides, this is bwog. And here is where Columbia students unleash their wrath, kind of like you rubbing in the fact that you go to….where? Right, Harvard.
@But You really don’t have to be so rude about it. I mean, I do own a pipe, it started as a bit of irony and then now I enjoy it. Perfect way to end a hard day of intellectual effort. One I found difficult to find at Columbia. Sorry. I will do better in life than you will, and for that I understand your resentment. I was one of only six transfers admitted to Harvard when I applied. For this I will always be proud and my accomplishments will only soar from that moment.
You may rot at number ’11,’ while FAIR HARVARD will always be number 1.
@Crimson Guess you didn’t get when you applied as a high school senior. You must feel rather inferior to your classmates, no? It shows.
@boo!!! you’re dumb harvard! you’re dumb! boo!! you suck! eat shit! you = dumb!
@CJS harvard is so not worth it. it’s boring here. everyone is always talking about the latest crazy shit going down at columbia…it makes one wistful.
p.s. I think this feature can increasingly be boiled down to barnard first year seminars and anthro classes. I see b&w took it upon itself to investigate the former…now it’s time to take a page from bernard cohn and be an anthropologist among the anthropologists, hmm? I want to know if they even have a review process for these classes or if faculty come up with them on a whim during conferences in, oh, amsterdam maybe…or jamaica.
@I guess Lubrication Theory isn’t being offered this semester?
@Yup... Columbia sure sucks because its lack of harvardness.
@how could you miss Spring 2008 English W3345
STDS IN THE 18TH CENTURY NOVEL
@This is this bullshit is why I transferred to Harvard, thank you very much.
@huh why are you still commenting? go to your own blahgs.
@But can’t tear away from Bwog?
@Yes I appreciate the wonderful writing and it brings me news of my good friends who still attend. Frankly I am hurt that you would question why I would read your blog.
@hahaha hahahaha. you’re a joke of a person.
oh THAT’s why you transferred to harvard.
Harvard? Harvard.
@Douche Were you waiting all year for this blog post, so you could post comment #3 in there? Do you sip tea, smoke a pipe and read the Herald Tribune sitting on a rocking chair by the fireplace every evening too?
Thing theory lol. Making & Breaking codes sounds cool!
@I'm sad now You don’t know me personally, yet you insult me because I chose to attend a school that is higher-ranked and has a better record of placement in top Law Schools.
What’s wrong with the Herald Tribune? Where else would you presume to get a truly international perspective? FYI: I subscribe to the South China Daily Morning Herald for my Asia news. I recommend it.
@I love it So you say you’re sad that we’re insulting you for having made a comment as obnoxious as “this shit is why I transferred to Harvard” and yet in telling us that you’re sad, you also have to brag that you transferred to a school that is “higher ranked” and you expect us to repent in our insults?
I didn’t go to Harvard because I heard from everyone who went there that it was a place where you’re ignored as an undergrad even more than at most Ivy League schools. Fact remains that Columbia College is one of the smallest in the Ivy League and that I felt I’ve gotten a lot of attention here that I wouldn’t have gotten elsewhere. And you know what? There’s still plenty of time for me to go to Harvard for grad school, when they may actually acknowledge my existence.
So in summation: Harvard kid, fuck off.
@Attention Attention from the voices in your head, perhaps!
@"Oh hey... …did I mention I go to Harvard? Look at me, I go to Harvard! Hey everyone who doesn’t go to Harvard, your school sucks because it’s not Harvard. HARVARD”
@hahaha Spring 2008 Sociology G9080
CONTEXTUALIZATION OF CONTEXT
How meta.
@This is why I love Anthro.