As graduation nears, Senior Wisdom presses on. Today, we check in with CC senior and Delta Sigma Theta President Tyeisha Chavis
Name, School: Tyeisha H. Chavis, Columbia College 2008
Claim to fame: If I served the Lord according to the calling He placed on my life, than I would have done a job well done.
Post-grad plans: New York City Teaching Fellow
Preferred swim test stroke? Front stroke
Justify your existence in 30 words or less. God has a purpose for my life.
What Columbia memory best exemplifies your college experience? The historic memory of the 1968 riots and most recent protests that have shaped my experience at Columbia, and contributed to the ways in which I acted to affect change.
Days on Campus memory? The massive step show on college walk with a wide array of National Pan Hellenic Council Greek steppers.
Regrets? I make a conscious decision not to live with any regrets.
64 Comments
@She's the worst RA ever
@smokey i like her because her initials are THC
@Bad RA She’s my RA and she really sucks…
@yeah ive interacted with her a coupl;e of times and she’s kinda bitchy.
@Nietzsche Didn’t she hear? God is dead.
Pwnt.
@Bad Bad Choice I’m sorry but this is really a fucking bad choice for Senior Wisdom. The girl is a bitch, you have to know her and you will realize that…
@weirdd i’m in a seminar with her and she’s WAY funnier than this in real life.
@trkk Oh yes, because white people are much more interesting than anything else will ever be! Bitch.
@trkk In reply to #47
@Baptized in Poison True, the profile is truncated, and the answers given aren’t hyper-entertaining. But it is nice to see someone profiled who doesn’t shy away from their faith.
What would be the point of having yet another secular-humanist type talking about feeling transcendent whenever power has truth spoken to it? That would also be super-boring. At least she breaks the Columbia mold in that respect.
@it's one thing to have faith, it’s another thing to answer every question with “i
@ugh …with “i[less than three]jesus and so should you”
@carpe diem “The historic memory of the 1968 riots and most recent protests that have shaped my experience at Columbia, and contributed to the ways in which I acted to affect change.”
This is the lamest thing I’ve ever heard. But it’s also how probably 60% of CU peeps think about these kinds of things. Yay, a riot – and of course I’m better for it. What?!
@Anonymous ….and this is why bwog didnt choose a lot of minorities to answer senior wisdoms
@Also You go to Barnard. STFU
@Anonymous i got a columbia email address so ill say whatever the fuck i want shithead.
@stfu too bad that e-mail address doesn’t make you any less of an idiot.
@you're ridiculous
@cheesehead where is the cheese question?
@guys... tyeisha’s not gonna read this…no for real… she doesn’t read the bwog….
@If I wanted to read a bible thumper’s perspective I’d read Fox news.
@anonymous If the memory that best exemplified her college experience is “The historic memory of the 1968 riots and most recent protests that have shaped my experience at Columbia”, she probably doesn’t share the Fox News perspective.
Of course, her answers suggests that she is in the bottom 10% of Columbia’s IQ distribution.. but that’s another matter.
@she is so BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
snore snore snore * makee triangle shape with hands. *
@you CLEARLY want to be in her sorority….
@doubtful her sorority is a so-called “multicultural” sorority, which means it is only open to black women and has about 6 members.
@pink-blue most boring senior wisdom ever
EVER!
@are you on ahimsa
@!!! They only gave her 3/5 of the survey.
Bwog is racist, but subtly so.
@444444444444444 LOL WURD.
@*FAV* best post in recent memory
@lolz is it also racist that the photo of her is in black and white?
(without my oh-so-valuable columbia education i would never have picked up on that – thanks columbia!)
@sheesh oh come on guys. when bwog was profiling Rhodes recipients people complained about wanting to see “normal people” and when bwog finally does a normal person, she’s denounced as utterly boring. go back to profiling superstudents bwog!
@oye sorry, it really is boring. she may be an awesome person, but her senior wisdom is boring, rote, and feels forced. if you’re not gonna have fun with something like this, don’t even bother doing it.
@also My guess is if she was forced to answer everything, she would’ve picked cheese. Just a thought.
@lame lamest senior wisdom. Nothing terribly wise, nor interesting.
@god is dead god is dead. gg.
@Hmm I wonder if people like her also phrase their essays as such. “The Lord gave us a dark and stormy night.”
“And then (with the blessings of the Lord) I engaged in intercourse.”
@I wonder If bwog commenters like to end their essays with lowercase descriptions of colors.
@Snoopy Gradually, a shot rang out.
@omg I love Tyeisha! I’m so glad they asked her to do a senior wisdom! YAY TY!
@i think Tyeisha is a pretty cool gal on campus. :)
Try to get to know her, she is really sweet.
@this chick may be great, but nothing she says here even hints at it
@apparently she is not out to impress bwog commenters. Her claim to fame may sound boring, but I understand it. People, think twice before declaring a non-flashy interview as unwise. There are loads of wisdom in her words and in her demeanor.
It’s awesome that someone this chill, put-together and grounded, has served in leadership in someway on campus.
@still not wise Good that you understand her claim to fame, because I had to read it twice to get past the glaring grammatical error (than) and then figure out why exactly her non-specific shout-out to her religion (which I share, by the way) qualified her in any way as an interesting person. I mean, I’m all for Christian humility, but she didn’t answer the question!
I’m sure she’s a chill, put-together, grounded, and wonderful person in real life, but this is a terrible questionnaire. It does not evince the wisdom that is suggested by her background (student leader, NYC Teaching Fellow).
@whatever if you’re going to profile someone just because they’re greek, profile someone good
@44444444444444 Absolutely uninspiring.
She’s the first black person on Senior Wisdom, I think. Get some yellow and brown, please.
@yellow geoff aung is burmese.
@Not boring, short There just wasn’t any wisdom here. Seriously, the whole point of these is the “3 things you learned at Columbia”. I’m not bored; I’m just wondering where the rest of it is. And if you’re confused by the idiot above, “affect change” is wrong. The only way you can affect change is if you’re trying to stop it!
@Regrets? i think she’ll regret this one.
@R.A. she wasn’t the best RA
@I didn't notice this thing was abridged because i fell asleep 50% of the way through it.
@she's the president of a Sorority. Which is pretty cool.
She’s also cool because she doesn’t seem like an overachiever, simply someone who does her work and is content with that. (unlike most of the senior wisdoms so far). She may be one of the wisest people who’s written so far.
@boo BOOOOOORRRRRRINGGG
Jesus would have answered this with a lil more spice!
@ummm i don't get it wow. why is she special again?
@same as #7 and just putting out there, Tyeisha is awesome, and I think some of these posters are conflating boring with absence of snark. It’s totally not the same.
@the whole point Of these interviews is to have a bit of tongue-in-cheek humor. Lots of people get by with simply existing, but they don’t make a good read or story. She answered this like a required professor evaluation form.
@Well, I guess the Lord called upon her to be boring.
@uhhhh ‘affect’ change or ‘effect’ change?
@ummm affect is a verb, effect is a noun. figure it out for yourself
@ummm...nope actually effect can be used as a verb, most commonly in the phrase “effect change”.
@Grammarian actually it’s “effect,” acting as a verb. “Effecting change” means bringing about change, ie, putting change into effect
@meh maybe she only answered these questions?
@this is probably... one of the blander senior wisdoms yet…
@abridged? What are three things she learned at Columbia??