Tell me you aren’t blushing while reading this.

I hear the coffee in Arizona tastes better.

We really are just like Euphoria but without the drugs or sex or crime or drama or…

Sometimes the news reminds us that justice is a dish best served at all.

We might not have prominent tobacco advertisements like Switzerland but at least we have awful healthcare.

With an emphasis on the “lack thereof.”

Your Aunt Cheryl already said she was coming; you might as well come too.

If you don’t want to dwell on the nearby threat, you can always dwell on the one that’s further away!

Take a quick break from quantum mechanical anthropology or whatever and remember your educational roots!

Some good, some bad, mostly somewhere in between.

Let’s commiserate!!!

Had to bust out the old thesaurus for this one.

Whether you’re providing aid to disaster victims, preventing an overdose, or just wearing your mask, we can all find ways to help each other.

Get out your magnifying glass and put on your thinking cap for this one…

As always, the news is an impossibly mixed bag. Editor’s warning: gun violence