Take a chance, take a chance, take a chance on me yourself.

If only Spec op-eds WERE but a bad dream…

She helped make Barnard traditions happen!

“DO NOT SLEEP ON BUFF CHICK THURSDAY AT FERRIS.”

This daddy long legs is going places.

Before Joanna heads off to virtual Michigan, she would like to implore you to prioritize people, including yourself!

Dan encourages you to build your own community, follow your passions, and steal a Canada Goose while you’re at it.

Lactose-intolerant Mackinley is heading to Boston to get is Masters of Architecture degree at MIT next year…that is if classes aren’t online. Best of luck!

This next Senior Wisdom features Ethan Woo: the star of the Lost V126 and consummate yes-man.

This senior drags all Achilles stans to filth and reminisces about days when the Joeopoly didn’t have us in its clutches.

Kate has the most solid upcoming plan we’ve heard here…

Isabella has some wise words on how to enjoy college life, including how to get an extension on your late assignment. 

Barnard’s literal and figurative poster child, Athena Abadilla, wants you to that it’s important to feel and recognize the heroes who take care of us.

Before graduating, Emilia Flack imparts her wisdom onto us by advocating for senior thesis seminars AND shell eggs.

Amanda Perez shares the wisest advice of all: take a final drunk before you graduate.