Jake Naimark imparts his wisdom regarding being a good neighbor, dairy products, and beyond sausages.

This semester’s first senior wisdom comes from Cameron Danesh-Pajou, Pennsylvanian, roof expert, and last drum major of the CUMB to conduct in Butler 209 (for now).

Senior Bennett Smith has a hammock AND a T-rex costume, which would’ve been very interesting in combination. 

Not only does D.Z. know how to throw a spear, she also knows the location of a very interesting and practical zine she can’t really get into here. 

Ariel Rissman of Buy Sell fame reminds you to take care of yourself and encourages you to scream your heart out.

Senior Kris Ahn gives some heartwarming advice about life and clean air.

The first Senior Wisdom as we end the semester comes from J Haro, Canada Goose hater, NYFW runway designer, and particle astrophysicist.

Your Alma “Tree” Bwogger and best friend Betsy Ladyzhets is here with a reminder that the stupid decisions you make now are the stories you’ll be telling for the rest of your life. (Also you should reverse outline them to make sure you’re telling them well.)

Today’s second senior wisdom comes from Amara Banks, bagel extraordinaire, 1020 personality, former Bwog EIC (for a whole year!), beautiful waffle, and the funniest, most precious gem of a person. As she leaves this campus behind onto greater things, we all mourn her absence.

Former Bwog Editor Finn Klauber is a classicist, an advocate for the Core, and a proud member of Beta. Apparently, you can do it all.

Former Bwog Publisher Nik has gone uptown, but now he’s going downtown.

Ragrets? Former Bwog Publisher James Fast hasn’t got none.

Former Bwog Sports Editor Abby Rubel remembers a time when JJ’s mozzarella sticks tasted like they do in Italy.

Leo Bevilacqua, a true Renaissance man, reminds us that it’s okay to have no chill (even, like, zero percent).

Nadra Rahman isn’t just a Bwog-CCSC joint icon and Club Bangla president, but also a strong proponent of recycling.