Theo Burke shares his wisdom in the form of plugging Latenite, making friends, and discovering The Unwritten Rules of Columbia.

Ezra Schwarzbaum breaks down the joys of auditing and a new way of looking on the bright side of things. 

Naye Idriss imparts her wisdom to prioritize mental health, Morrison, and Marx.

From spotting the infamous EC pipe guy hours prior to the incident to model UN, Gillian drops knowledge for people looking to get the most out of it all.

GS student, Urban Studies Major, and prominent member of the CUMB Matt Coulson shares wisdom on getting to know those around you and not taking yourself too seriously.

Jacob Kaplan began the crusade to end milk shaming at Columbia, but that’s not the only take he has to offer.

You might know Amira Farid from her flourishing vlog channel with tens of subscribers, or more likely from your unfortunate CAVA experience.

Paige Moskowitz might just be the reason you’re registered to vote. Thank her by reading her other, equally wise words.

Albert Tai has some useful reminders: you probably owe him five bucks, and you should go do your laundry. 

S. wants you take some chances (as long as you want to) and, as always, #partypartyparty.

Omar Curiel remembers a time when campus parties were far more lit, and you could live it up (without fear of pandemic).

If there’s anything we can learn from Nicole Fischbein’s Senior Wisdom, it’s take chances and get up really, really early.

Venus probably has broken some school record for most classes skipped to sit on the steps. Good thing all the sunshine she’s taken in is reflected in her sunny personality and wise words she’s left behind! We’ll miss you!

Mickal Adler is proof that you don’t have to be, as the kids say,  traditionally “involved” to be bestowed a Senior Wisdom.

Local sorcerer Alexander Keefe has solved the mystery of the Ferris potato thumbtack!