On Wednesday, December 4, the Columbia Institute for the Study of Sexuality and Gender hosted Dr. Avgi Saketopoulou, psychoanalyst and author of “Sexuality Beyond Consent.”

Kathleen and Sara just can’t stop raving about this program.

I’m fed up.

An ode and love letter. They could never make us hate you, darling Hewitt.

My success story.

This is a cry for help.

Oh!

I haven’t slept in 20 hours.

Can you balance a fish on your head? Editor’s Warning: Mentions of death and violence.

Here’s to hoping Bacchanal continues its tradition of having up-and-coming artists on their stage before their Best New Artist Grammy nomination.

I really hope this is someone else’s niche crossover. 

Hear ye, fall graduates and friends of fall graduates. Send in your Senior Wisdom nominations by Saturday, December 7, 11:59 pm EST.

Barnumbia girls, please stop mogging me!