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BREAKING: Update on Police and Motorcycle Activity

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 14 Comments

If you have no idea what’s going on around Amsterdam and 113th right now, read our earlier post first. New updates: Multiple police barricades are set up around Amsterdam An NYPD helicopter has been sighted (and heard) roaming the skies. Bikers are coming up from Brooklyn and Queens to join the group. According to this group, […]

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The Conspiracy Theorist: Enter the But(t)

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

Hello again, legion of Bwog. It is once again safe for me to cease radio silence and let you in on the truth behind the lies. Blue Cheetah here with another hair-rising, tail-twitching, haunch-trembling discovery. My recent intel about Pupin Plaza may have been shocking, but get ready for a true revelation. This time I […]

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2Girls1Snack: Sweet Tea

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

Bwoggers Elizabeth Self and Lorna Hale, the two halves to Bwog’s Tastebuds, bring you their latest 2Girls1Snack adventure: Sweet Tea. Just drink and forget. Nantucket Nectars “Half & Half,” $1.79 An amusingly alliterative title does not a delicious drink make. We didn’t know that lemonade came in “brown.” This tasted like mislabeled lemonade and looked […]

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Public Safety Advisory: Motorcycle Rally

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 10 Comments

Update: Here’s what actually happened, with photos. Apparently one of the motorcycle drivers in the crash and subsequent assault on the Henry Hudson Parkway last Sunday is being treated at St. Luke’s Hospital. Prepare for a bumpy ride. Public Safety Friends, I am writing to inform you that we are in receipt of information that there may […]

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Free Flu Shots!

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 3 Comments

Notice everyone around you getting sick? Have hundreds of pages to read, and can’t afford to spend the day in bed? Go get your free flu vaccine from Columbia Health. They’ll be having “flu fairs” throughout October in convenient locations such as: The 6th floor of the International Affairs Building October 10th, 11am-2pm Jerome Greene Hall […]

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

Midterms already getting you down? Don’t worry we got you covered. Madysen Luebke, one of Bwog’s Arts Editors, has created this list of arts-related events to perk up you. Submit arts events you know of to events@bwog.com. All Weekend Columbia School of the Arts Theatre Presents The WASPS, a play by Dianne Nora. It’ll be […]

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PSA: Get on top of Barnard

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 1 Comments

Apparently Dean Hinkson and Barnard’s Student Government Association have opened the roof of the Diana Center from 12:00-2pm today. That’s right, you are actually allowed to go on the roof. So hop on this intrepid sit-outsiders. Enjoy the weather. And don’t forget to thank your friendly SGA. Their first town hall is this Thursday, 6-8pm, […]

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Ask Bwog: Beer At Rite Aid

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 0 Comments

In today’s edition of Ask Bwog, we help you buy beer (or not buy beer) from the unlikeliest of sources. If you have any questions about anything, email tips@bwog.com or use our anonymous tip form. Dear Bwog, It was 1 am on a Saturday night (Sunday morning), and we desperately needed alcohol, so we made […]

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Bwoglines: You’ve Got to Be Kidding Me Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

So Justin Bieber was carried onto the Great Wall of China. This comes as no surprise. Kentucky Fried Chicken, known as KFC by the masses, has just released “Go Cups.” Now you can eat fried chicken and get in car crashes at the same time. The NYC Opera has filed for bankruptcy. Instead of going […]

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Spec: Field Hockey Did Haze at ZBT

By Bwog Staff on Oct 01, 2013 32 Comments

Killer reporting from Spec‘s Abby Abrams confirms: the field hockey team was responsible for the hazing at ZBT. Writes Abrams, “The field hockey team was welcoming its new first-year players with an annual tradition: a fraternity crawl. The last stop of the night was Zeta Beta Tau.” Says one connected ZBT alumnus,“The women’s field hockey team […]

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A Guide to Living in a Post-Shutdown World

By Bwog Staff on Oct 01, 2013 5 Comments

Aficionado of all things apocalyptic, CC sophomore Geoffrey Loss explains the government shut down for the laypeople among us and strongly recommends that you loot Westside while you can. Welcome to the world of tomorrow! And by tomorrow I mean today because yesterday we had a government and now we don’t. Some of you may have heard about […]

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#CUGovtShutdown

By Bwog Staff on Oct 01, 2013 11 Comments

Last night on Twitter, fueled mostly by being lonely in Butler, Bwog decided to try a contest: Tweet us your cleverest Columbia-related government shutdown joke and maybe we'll give the writer of the best one a prize — Bwog (@bwog) October 1, 2013 Since then we’ve decided that, yes, we will give a prize to the […]

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Classroom Idiocy

Gabrielle Kloppers 1

i am half convinced that centaurs are real
i've heard more compelling arguments on the subway
live laugh love at yourself
the dumbest comments are the best comments
this is the shit you're gonna remember on the day of the midterm
we've all walked into the wrong class on the first day

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Ode To The First-Year Who Filled An Entire Take-Out Container With JJ’s Popcorn

Betsy Ladyzhets 2

did anyone else's hometown ace hardware store have a popcorn machine
JJs
popcorn girl is our new muse
shortform
the popcorn is a metaphor
this /website/ is a metaphor
this shortform is a metaphor
we're getting popcorn for our next meeting

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Bwoglines: Tampering, Damaging, And Neglecting

Victoria Arancio 0

bwoglines
Can I be as excellent as his excellency
I want to eat an entire pizza
I'm neglecting my responsibilities and my bed
waiting for the weekend
where's the follow through though

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Spec Could Hear Us Knocking But We Couldn’t Come In

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believe it or not we do have some friends who work for spec
but how can spec work in a church when they're so close to hell
bwog-spec fisticuffs?
bwog-spec hate fucking?
bwog-spec playdate?
fuck spec
lerner 510 > riverside church
shout out to the speccies who hung out with us at the activities fair
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Burns, Baby, Burns: A Discussion Of ‘The Vietnam War’ (The Documentary)

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@all the people who walked out during the q and a
@the guy next to me sleeping
@the other guy on his phone
anyone else here thinking about bandstand & getting a little emotional
ken burns
lecturehop
milvets
we're a gs appreciation bwog today
you forget how cool gs students are and then you go to a thing like this

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GSSC: Newbies Edition

Alex Tang 0

all proposed GSSC events include food!
gssc
integration within the community was the hot topic of the night
many speeches were heard
much applause was given
nine for nine

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Bwoglines: Who Pooped? Edition

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and the natural disasters start coming and they don't stop coming
bwoglines
real question when will this humidity END
tag yourself we're the sidewalk
tbt to poopin in pupin we need to revive that post
we're a little concerned for sock person's health ngl

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Did We Mention That Bagel Is Twenty?

Youngweon Lee 8

bwog baby daddy
bwog fierce
happy birthday amara
i promise i have permission to post this
late night bwog
our very own bagel in chief
we love you

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