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Achieve Eternal Glory—Audition for the Varsity Show

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 6 Comments

For the 118th time in Columbia’s illustrious history, the Varsity Show is holding auditions for singers, dancers, actors, and generally talented students to participate in (you guessed it), the Varsity Show! This oldest of Columbia performing arts traditions has featured many famous alums in its day, including Rodgers and Hammerstein and more recently, Jenny Slate (the […]

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Analyzing Campus Zeitgeist for Improved Content Creation

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 5 Comments

The clock is ticking. With every passing day, you tread ever closer to that most wicked of days: your final thesis/seminar paper deadline. And while Bwog certainly hopes that you’ve been loading your paper up with plenty of primary sources, we’ve gotta come clean on this one—we’ll only really care about your thesis if it’s […]

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SGA: Guest of a Guest

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 3 Comments

Bwog’s A-list correspondent Renée Kraiem tells you what went down at SGA’s final meeting of the semester. Last night’s SGA meeting, the last of 2011, began with a joyful round of Secret Santas and Channukah Harriets. The evening’s first guest complemented the inclusive theme of the evening. She was Pamela Phayme, Barnard’s Director of Diversity […]

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Literally “Hundreds” of Free Muffins

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 1 Comments

According to a tipster, there are “HUNDREDS of FREE MUFFINS in the lobby of Dodge.” Though the blueberry is only “mediocre,” what the muffins lack in flavor the “impressive display” makes up. Update, 2:27 pm: The muffins are all gone. “Literally just crumbs,” we’re told.

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Overseen: First World Complaints

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 13 Comments

Bwog’s ever-seasonably dressed Victoria Wills chanced upon this bit of weather-related angst in Hamilton 413.

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ESC: Behind Bacchanal’s Blues

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 13 Comments

Sean Zimmermann emerged from his home in Mudd to bring us this report of the final ESC meeting for the semester. ESC opened with a presentation by Columbia College Senator Kenny Durell, who spoke on the recent Bacchanal Inquiry. Durell explained that UEM and Commencement, during a meeting in late March, determined that there would […]

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All Night Long

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 7 Comments

The Butler gods have spoken. Starting next Tuesday, this hallowed building’s fifth and sixth floors will be open 24/7, thereby inviting 170 more students to join their sleepless comrades on Milstein floors two, three, and four. But remember friends, this is a trial run, so if you really want more 24-hour space in Butler, you’ve […]

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Bwoglines: Animal Planet Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 06, 2011 0 Comments

Ivy League schools are under fire for animal abuse in their laboratories. Try to treat the subject of your next dissection with a little more kindness, k? (SFGate) Working Muppets of All Countries, Unite! (Slate) Thanks to some mice, we’re one step closer to developing a vaccine against the Ebola virus. NYPD officers are in hot […]

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Pizza and Perfect Children

By Bwog Staff on Dec 05, 2011 9 Comments

If you find bioethics and genetic engineering intriguing, then don’t miss Scientists and Engineers for a Better Society’s discussion and film screening tonight. Starting at 6:30 pm and until 7:45 pm, Director of Special Programs in Bioethics at Columbia University Professor John Loike will give a presentation and facilitate a bioethics scenario game. From 7:45 pm […]

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A Side of Breadstick

By Bwog Staff on Dec 05, 2011 5 Comments

So as to continue this wonderful recent trend in overheard/seen pleasantries, now a gossip gem from the Harvest issue of the Blue and White: One recent Saturday night, a drunken blond gentleman tried to order Koronet* pizza with his jeans pooled around his feet and his eerily transparent boxers on full display. When the cashier […]

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Go Jump in This Right Now

By Bwog Staff on Dec 05, 2011 4 Comments

It’s crunch time:

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Overheard: O’Doyle Rules!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 05, 2011 10 Comments

Once upon a time, when you were young and carefree, there was a comedian who made movies you thought were hilarious, or at least pretty funny. Now that guy is making movies in which he plays his own sibling that get a 4% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Needless to say, a whole generation is confused: Boy […]

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AskBwog: Reconciling Roommates

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askbwog
Bwog can help people too
Bwog can't make puns
disruption of dorm-estic bliss
it's not like your roommate is a crazy cultist or something right?
peppy Bwog is peppy
RAs are useful for more than busting parties ya know
talk out your problems
we're sure the issue won't get any worse

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In Defense Of: Not Celebrating Halloween

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"where has the true SPIRIT of halloween gone?" no pun intended
get it like halloween is obsolete
halloween
honestly what else rhymes with treat.... okay a lot
ido
In Defense Of
MoWill
now those of us who still subscribe to the soul-sucking capitalism regime would like to know where to get those pumpkin-themed groceries
reslife always on it with those free pumpkins tho we ain't complainin... technically we are but
trick or treat? more like obsolete

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GSSC Delivers Laundry List Of Updates Regarding Food Insecurity Partnership, Rooftop Party

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can we date them?
class ball
Elizabeth Heyman
food drive with barnard
food insecurity partnership
fund allocation
G-chat
gssc
GSSC moves to the modern era
how old are GS students
rooftop party
Roone auditorium
tbt when Roone hosted Genderf!ck
turn up in Roone
ugly sweaters
Updates Galore

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Bwoglines: Money Edition

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almost titled this "naked edition"
bwoglines
dining halls closed this weekend
neurosurgeon for president
parent$ weekend got me thinking about ca$h
realized it had no relevance to the other stories
thanks Walmart
Walmart saves the day
what elementary school has a resident chef?
what even is a "naked" palette
when you're privileged af
when your town doesn't have a supermarket
who's worse Carson or Trump
why is it called "naked"
wish columbia had a resident chef
wonders of modern technology

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Dark Night Of The (Midterm) Soul

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crying in an abandoned butler hallway while listening to "hello": a memoir about fall 2015 midterms
cut my life into pieces
dark night
dark night of the soul
fall break where u at
i know when that find my iphone bling
just wanna forget all of our worries and celebrate halloween
midterms
we've been listening to sufjan stevens for the past 36 hours
who studies at STARBUCKS

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Is CCSC Okay?

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"go dodgers!
"i told him to stop" non-consensual candidacy?? someone alert BLUE
2benandvivin1day
bottom links: "bylaws" "something else silly"
ccsc
glad ccsc is in capable hands
lorem ipsum is cool though
sameer
sheep
test testing
the app for swipes may have "happened" but it sure as hell ain't helping much

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She Just Wanted A Hamburger, You Just Wanted To Go To Bed (A Ghost Story)

Betsy Ladyzhets 0

2spoopy2eat2creepy2sleep
are you sure you took drugs a WEEK ago?
ghosts need junk food too
halloween
jjs come on barnard kids are people 2
scary peep into our future :/
scary stories

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SGA: Sisters Who Snack

Caroline Montgomery 0

artsy fartsy
can I hear ya say DIANA
Can you stand the seven sisters? YA DUH
females snacking on Magnolia
I'll take kale after dark next time
meal plans ya know
sister sister never knew how much I missed ya
Social media millennial
sorry took down the fish on my door RA....
student art in mah dorm makin it look swag
the points are the shit
Women's college unite!

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