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The First Night: Bright Lights, Big City

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 40 Comments

Tonight is the most important night of your life, the first night of college. You’ll probably do something sort of fun. Here’s what some of your elders did their first nights at Columbia. It gets much better from here. Don’t throw up! NB: Not every Bwog post has bullet points. When I got here I […]

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Day One Video: The Deans, They March!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 4 Comments

Deans marched, ice was broken. PrezBo close-up alert!

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Day One

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 20 Comments

Orientation Day One is hardly over yet—there’s still Class Act to see, Gates to run through, and high fives not to give. Here are some scenes from the first eight hours of this long trek of a day. 2014, you kids look good out there. Welcome! Pictures and video of Day One to come. Send […]

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Dear Bwog: Naked People Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 27 Comments

Dear Bwog, Is it acceptable to hang my super hot poster of Jenna Haze’s ass crack on my wall? ~Bro Dear Bro, Please, no naked chicks. There’s really no need to splash your horniness all over your walls. It’s college! Go tap the real thing. But this isn’t just a heteronormative gendered issue. (Fun fact: […]

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New Friends!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 13 Comments

Orientation has begun! A few highlights from the morning: An OL helping a freshman move pulled a taxidermied rodent out of the trunk of a car. Overheard at the Chastity Belt gate at Barnard, mother to daughter: “stand in front of the gate! Smile! Pretend you’re happy!” An OL opened the door to a car, […]

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Dear Bwog, Move In Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 16 Comments

Behold your dorm room. It’s—It’s—It’s—nice?? Don’t be too disappointed. You’ll stain it too and make it your own. (Fun fact: JJ11 has a tainted legacy. One past resident drunkenly shat on the floor.) Anywho, college may be your first time living on your own, so you probably have some questions. We’re here to help. In […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 1

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 29 Comments

In October 2003 (before Bwog was even a word!), The Blue & White made a long list of advice for freshmen. We’ll give you slices of that advice every morning of NSOP, so you can start your day with confidence and finesse and one of those good chocolate chip muffins from John Jay, plus hash […]

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The Calm Before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 14 Comments

International and West Coast freshmen moved in today, campus was calm in the afternoon. Tomorrow, it will be 95 degrees and absolutely insane. Two scenes from the last quiet Sunday till winter break:

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Freshpeople: Get There Early Tomorrow

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 16 Comments

NSOP week will be hot! Waiting for 45 minutes for a John Jay elevator to take you, your mom and your mini-fridge to the 12th floor is going to be no fun anytime after noon tomorrow. And make sure you don’t get one of those awkward Convocation seats in the sun. See you bright and […]

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Your New NSOP 2010 Theme: Absurdism

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 27 Comments

The NSOP 2010 theme has, we hear, been altered. Instead of The Odyssey, our NSOP spies inform us that it’s…2001, uh, make that 2010: A Space Odyssey. Apparently, much distress was caused by Bwog’s call of CC-centrism. Despite the fact that the NSOP t-shirts and NSOP schedule books seem to be dominated by the theme […]

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Oh, And Trojans

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 26 Comments

The Container Store is still open; return your stupid storage boxes today! If you’re anything like us, you’re spending hours researching and cross-referencing lists of things to take to school. Living in the storage closets that are Columbia dorms presents its own special challenges, however, so we’ve compiled a list of the things we Bwog […]

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How to Be Popular: What to Bring

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 5 Comments

Holy smokes 2014, you’re going to college tomorrow! Let Bwog help you pack. International and West Coast kids are already on campus– take advantage of your Bed, Bath and Beyond trip! Making friends is stressful. Exhale, friends. With a few simple tchotchkes, your classmates and your floormates will flock to your room, you can talk […]

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Make Bwog Beautiful

Bwog Staff 4

bwog doesn't bite
do you see what we see?
filling holes
page not found
tech things are complicated people
the bwog-shaped hole in your heart
vision
wanted: graphic designer dead or alive
wordpress is the bane/origin of our existence

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Bwoglines: Into The Wild Edition

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12 years a slave for best picture hoo-rah!
absolute wins!
any reference to chris mccandless is a good reference
bwoglines
hey babe let's split this delicious pint of the core
reasons to avoid the southwest
reasons to buy bagels
reasons to buy ice cream
reasons to never leave morningside heights
reasons to never leave your couch got your ice cream got your bagel got your tolerant east coast friends
tundra of arizona

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Carman Students Defend Host of Destructive Paint Party

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carman 8
carman hall it doesn't get better
it's all fun and games until someone's an alcoholic
OJA
paint party
seriously this guy's friends rock
take this as you will
the war on fun

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Overseen: Ancient Computer in CompSci Department

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at one point someone sat with this and thought to themselves i am so fucking high tech right now
p sure this is ageism
redefining brick
using computer to hold computer building open how meta
you thought your 2008 macbook was old

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Slipping Down Slopes With Lauren Peirce

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2nd overall is AWESOME
Alpine skiing
dressing up in crazy costumes because we're graduating soon
junior olympics aka bwog's twelfth birthday wish
mountains
skiers love to bump if ya catch our drift
snow sports
thank god someone's enjoying the snow
wooden boards on mountains now that we can understand

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Theta President Resigns

Bwog Staff 87

kappa alpha theta
katie barclay
sombrerogate
the story that keeps on going
theta mixer

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GS Eliminating B.S. Option

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ch-ch-changes
gs bs not a thing
gs history lesson
no more bs-ing amirite?
too much work in humanities lol story of our lives
wikicu's already been updated that's how you know it's real

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Where Art Thou

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fend off boredom and the banality of the human condition
midsemester ennui more like midlife crisis LOL
music and film and multimedia art oh my!
music-heavy where art thou
too close to spring break to work wish our professors felt the same way
where art thou?

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