Bwog’s stellar journalists have recently tracked down the missing JJ’s Milkshake Machine after its tragic disappearance. The Machine requests that the location of its discovery be kept confidential. Little is known about the Machine, apart from its gritty, beat-up appearance and thick, almost incomprehensible Jersey accent. The Machine’s pronouns are he/they. Below is a transcript […]
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