We’ve finally figured out where all the decrepit computers go in their age: they’re relegated to the CompSci department, where they function primarily as doorstops. Not sure how well everyone and their aunt’s MacBooks will lend themselves to that particular task, but that’s a qualm for another day. How does it even work? Prehistoric computer […]
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