A huge congratulations to Joseph DelPreto, SEAS ’13 valedictorian, and Claire Duvallet, SEAS ’13 salutatorian! These two smarties deserve some recognition, so be sure to drop everything and applaud if you see either of them. They will be definitely not be embarrassed, we promise. You guys are huge winners via Shutterstock
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