Bwog called some of Columbia’s biggest names in the middle of the night to hear their outgoing voicemail messages. Here’s what they–or rather their TAs–recorded. “This is Shane, we’ll take messages for Bruce Robbins. You can record after the beep.” “You’ve reached the office of Ann Douglas at Columbia. Professor Douglas doesn’t take messages um, […]
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