Just in time for Valentine’s Day, we can once again admire our crushes without them knowing who we are. That’s the true meaning of love, right? Who will emerge as campus celebrity this time around? Keanu Ross-Cabrera? Andrew Lawson? Trolls? Who knows. We’re just happy to have our favorite procrastination page back. Columbia Admirers‘ […]
The first miracle of the Christmas season is upon us: Columbia Admirers is back. Just in time for the busiest, most stressful month of the semester, aka the perfect time to write some sexually-frustrated anonymous expressions of admiration. About an hour ago, with no warning, Columbia Admirers made this post: Hey Columbia! We are back! […]
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