“Me, me, MEEEE!!!” Donald Trump’s granddaughter screams to me from a few feet away. She wants to be swirled around the pool in dizzying circles like the other girl I babysat at the golf club. Which isn’t particularly interesting except in order to get to me she has to break the grasp from two other […]
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