In an attempt to harness energy from nuclear fusion, American scientists built a giant laser that has largely failed and cost taxpayers over $5 billion. (NYT, Yoplait, Amazon) Authorities are cracking down on the black market for tiny pet turtles in that these shelled reptiles can cause salmonella. (Walmart, Wikia, Washington Post) The $790 million […]
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