“Reading” weekend continues as we all actually listen to “Kanye West – flashing Lights ( 432hz) Slowed + reverb” on repeat instead.
Our next December Senior Wisdom is from Annie Bryan, who has published a lot of writing during her time at Columbia (including a book, a play, and some pieces for Spec). Name, School, Major, Hometown: Annie Bryan, Columbia College, Creative Writing, Vienna, VA Claim to Fame: The boring stuff is that I published a book, […]
Visiting a friend downtown, I found out that the 1 line had completely stopped running down to Times Square. Thanks, MTA. Stuck between walking to the Harlem station to take the C train (cold, lonely) and ordering an Uber (costly, lower self-worth), I pulled perhaps the biggest finesse I have since coming to college. I […]
We took a look at today’s NSOP schedule and, well…we’re sorry. Just hold in there. Your required activities may look abysmal, but they only occupy a small fraction of the day. We suggest that you sleep in and grab your breakfast from Absolute Bagels to get your Wednesday started on the right foot. Hell, we’ll […]
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