Good morning and Happy Bacchanal! Here are some headlines before you run out the door!

Happy Friday! It’s finally April — the birds are chirping, the sun is shining, the flowers and blooming, and we all still haven’t found summer internships. Don’t you just love the spring! And don’t you just love Bwoglines! Us too!

Read till the end for some hella wholesome content.

You thought it was Monday, but it’s actually Tuesday. Here are the Bwoglines you never expected.

You can always count on us for your daily dose of completely truthful news.

Skirt the Sunday doldrums with your daily dose of Bwoglines. 

As the weather is starting to get nicer, everyone wants to be outside and enjoy the fresh air! Here are some headlines you might have missed while taking a lovely stroll through the city. 

TGIF ppl!!! It’s another beautiful Friday here in New York, and that means it’s time for ya’ll to get educated about what’s happening in the world. Catch up on all your news here: from Mueller Report updates (sigh) to Brexit updates ( sigh).

Before you P/D/F that one course that’s keeping you from enjoying this spring weather, check out these Bwoglines!

‘Wensday‘ is a common misspelling of ‘Wednesday’. 

Warning: Today’s Bwoglines contain mentions of suicide. 

The day before break—time for Bwoglines.

It’s almost break… we’re so fucking close… hang in there, everyone.

The day of the week before Thursday and following Tuesday.

Happy midterms szn!!! As you avoid studying for your midterms/doing that 10 page essay due tomorrow at 8:40 AM, get caught up with some obscure news you definitely should know about but probably could live without.