This one goes out to all the small baddies, hopeless procrastinators, and people who are ready to lose it!

The Pacific Ocean is looking pretty roomy…

Did anyone else not know trachea transplants were really really hard until this morning?

Perhaps the next pandemic will go a little bit better…

As Germany locks down, NYC continues to open up.

Yes, there are two year olds getting the vaccine before you.

If there wasn’t enough incentive to get the COVID-19 vaccine already, there certainly is now.

Facebook and Australia talked it out and are totally friends now.

Come to our open meeting to discover the inspiration behind this raw, emotional work of poetry!

Since when does New York get less snow than Texas?

This god awful semester is technically done today! Professors who are still waiting for assignments: can we move on please? No one thinks this is fun anymore!

Daily Editor Sam Losee has left her house way too few times since moving back home in March. Since then her social skills have vanished, her brain has rotted, and her relationship with the neighborhood creatures has strengthened beyond belief.

Dear Professor, I sincerely apologize for the lateness of this paper; I was really busy thinking about this very naughty frog I recently encountered. If you had met him too, you would totally get it.

Maybe you truly don’t need real-world experience before you get out there in the world and start doing your thing! Or maybe Georgia is just really in the mood for some extra chaos in the streets right about now.

Unlike antibody tests, the accuracy of Bwoglines has definitely never come into question.