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Elderly woman on the 1 train to a Bwogger: “It’s so good to see you reading! Look at all these other kids on their phones! There’s no service down here. Who could they possibly be talking to?! Kids these days…” This calls for a resurrection of the the social experiment! Whatever happened to our favorite […]
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