Blue Ivy is growing up and starting to look like her mom—whut, not fair. (Usweekly, Twitter) Apparently cheese patterned fabric exists. Whut. (Buzzfeed, Kraftbrands) A gang member was running a kids party business. Renting ponies from gangasters, whut. (Gawker, Youtube). A Missouri lawmaker wants to ban seersucker suits. Whut—wait just kidding, this actually makes sense. […]
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