Bwog Barnard Baccalaureate Lauren Beltrone keeps you up to date on the ever-fascinating, ever-relevant content of Monday’s SGA meetings. She also apologizes for the misleading title and admits that this article contains little to no uplifting inspiration in the form of “real stories.” No one could really focus at Monday’s meeting, maybe because Halloweek had […]
While this isn’t the first time we’ve encountered self-aware posters, we admittedly got a bit gushy after seeing this one. Spotted in Lerner, this bearer of good news seems eager to please. And judging by the looks of it, at least a couple people seem willing to take up the offer.
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