It’s November! And you know what that means? Right? It’s gonna get EVEN colder. Well, this is Columbia University in the CITY OF NEW YORK as if it wasn’t clear enough. Even within this blustery city, Columbia’s campus is notorious for its wind tunnels and having some of the windiest intersections, particularly those on Claremont. Ones capable […]
In case you weren’t outside last night, our third favorite twitter behind Ezra’s and the Sloth’s, @FuckingColumbia, informed its followers that “there are like 8,000 prospies on 114th rn it feels like the first Friday of school all over,” which can only mean one thing: Days on Campus is here. Want to give your prospective student a […]
In Defense Of: John Jay Dining Hall
April 19, 2025Midterms Are Over, So Take A Fucking Nap
April 14, 2025Why Are All the Doors So Damn Heavy
April 14, 2025Formula 1 Drivers As Barnumbia Majors
April 9, 2025