Sports Editor Abby Rubel and Guest Writer Gloriana Lopez are updating last year’s post about identifying men’s basketball players from a very long way away. This year, they’re identifying a whole new crop of first-years and some fan favorites! Most Satanic Player: Nate Hickman Nate has played a total of 666 minutes. Good thing next week’s […]
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