Received 9:47 AM Dear Bwog, My roommate and I are still having problems. It’s gotten even weirder and I could really use some advice. Last night I had what I thought was just a dream. Well, I thought it was but my roommate has been treating me more creepily since. He brought back some weird […]
A tipster happened upon this creepy eye mask on the ground near South Lawn. We took the opportunity to write a haiku about it: The eye mask watches, It can see your inner soul, It is dark as night. Someone is going to have trouble sleeping tonight.
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