Hugo Chavez, president of Venezuela, has died of cancer. Will Dennis Rodman attend the funeral? (CNN) Batman’s gained a few pounds, but he’s not in some Italian café—he’s fighting crime in England. (Yahoo!) Adderall is powerful but bad, mmmkay? (NY Times) Did your name affect you getting into another Blue Ivy? (Gawker) The nation shall […]
Have no fear, world! Dennis Rodman (yes — THAT Dennis Rodman) is apparently the United States’ newest diplomat! Apparently Kim Jong-un really enjoys basketball…who knew? (NY Times) New Zealand is full of terrifying things. (Guardian) Yes, OBVIOUSLY William is the better prince, but Harry deserves some serious props for managing to appear on camera fully […]
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