Keeping in line with this week’s theme of mimicking bad content from other publications, we bring you our version of the real campus cutie you care about—the broody TA from your intro lecture. Name: You don’t actually know… You just know their UNI from emailing them at 11:50 PM the night before the midterm asking a […]

The Furnald birds are chirping, students are stress eating, and unaffiliated children are running around campus. This must mean spring is slowly beginning to sprung. To get you out of your midterm slump, Momma Nature decided to bless us with some nice weather this week. Today, the high of 66 degrees. Oh my, that is […]