From Bored at Butler: greek week opening ceremony. There was supposed to be a Tug-O-War tournament, but the first match-up (sigma-chai vs. A-chai-O) was a mess. The rope broke immediately, cause that douchebag of a programming guy from IGC bought a 1/4″ inch thick twine rope. Yeah! It shouldn’t even be called Tug-O-War anymore! They […]
Apparently, much went down on campus during break. Disconnected from e-mail while we tanned with Grandma Bwoggette down in Florida, we only just came upon this missive from Chris Beam: It’s 10:55 p.m. There are, as I speak, four guys from Psi U performing an a capella rendition of “It’s Hard Out Here for a […]
Girl on College Walk: “I make out with Sig Ep a lot. Cause they’re, like, right next door.” – James Williams
The Bwog would just like to say that the “Chuck Norris Anti-Defamation League” posters showing up around campus (we blame Fiji) are playing off a joke so stale it’s time to make french toast out of it. Even Chuck Norris doesn’t care all that much and just wishes you’d buy his book. Now, a Chuck […]
A prank caller has been terrorizing first-years as of late. When the gullible first-year answers the phone, he is asked what his favorite fraternity is. Then the caller claims to be a Pledgemaster from that fraternity. As we all know, pledgemasters can often be rather demanding. Even if they are fake. Requirements for initiation are […]
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