In a “courageous” new advertising scheme, The Pet Market on 109th is showing movies on the TV in its front window. When it’s closed. And the wrong Disney movie—Brave instead of 101 Dalmatians. Does the security guard enjoy family-friendly movies? Is this intended to scare off the crutchèd bandit? All we have is a blurry photo. […]
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