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Tomorrow morning at 8 am, Good Morning America will be blessed with some lovely Columbia faces. They are kicking off College Week with the greatest performers of our age: the Columbia Kingsmen, soccer team, and Lady Gaga. This will be the second time some lucky Columbians are featured with Gaga. (Perhaps the third time will […]
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