When we were first invited to our class Facebook group we thought a lot of things: ‘How useful!’ ‘Can’t wait’ ‘Sign me up!’ What we didn’t think? ‘Oh my God get me out of here.’ But we’re certainly thinking it now…

We love to become gradually disillusioned here at Columbia. Below, the slow downward spiral as midterm season, inconceivably, approaches and you’re forced to find a space to learn. The disillusionment begins.

In our continuing coverage of Columbia’s sheen fading, Resident Artist Lauren Beltrone shows us the various paths to being totally over the dining halls:

In honor of Saturday night, we’d like to help you plot your disillusionment with Columbia/NYC/being sociable. Bwog’s Lovely L’Artiste Lauren Beltrone brought this to fruition.