Walking home one night, wanting only to lay its weary bones down on its own blue mattress, Bwog espied the spectacle below: Your mattress goes to its eternal rest. 2017! Here’s an easy back-of-the-envelope for you: approximate how many mattresses are in that dumpster. (Hint: they go all the way to the bottom.) And here […]
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