Halloween comes around once a year, which means you have 364 days to think of a costume more original than slutty-something. Two girls in an EC elevator: Girl One: What happened to global warming. Seems like Halloween gets colder year after year. Girl Two: That’s true, or maybe our clothing just gets skimpier and skimpier […]
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