Sometimes you’re just lonely on a Saturday night when you ain’t got nobody. The LLC had you covered this time, with an event titled “How to Hug.” And if you have to ask who doesn’t know how to hug, the answer is Bwog’s hug-phobic Britt Fossum. Apparently Columbia is so devoid of warmth and basic […]
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