Is your ability to get internships better than your ability to get a girlfriend/boyfriend? Did cuffing season come and go, with you still being single? Did your two best friends start dating, making you an awkward third wheel? If so, you aren’t alone! Columbia is known for its hookups, and not everyone can be in […]
The Furnald birds are chirping, students are stress eating, and unaffiliated children are running around campus. This must mean spring is slowly beginning to sprung. To get you out of your midterm slump, Momma Nature decided to bless us with some nice weather this week. Today, the high of 66 degrees. Oh my, that is […]
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