We’ve received the first crop of entries for our first ever Pumpkin Carving Contest! Emily Kwong admirably met the challenge of the PrezPumkin, and the men’s lightweight crew emblazoned some team spirit. The rules are pretty simple: you need to take a pumpkin, carve it, and then combust something inside of it such that it […]
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