After the overwhelming success of last night’s snowball fight, more groups are trying to extend the winter joy for another night. After all, tonight’s Primal Scream provides pretty much the perfect war cry for the start of another battle royale. One Facebook group is here, while tipsters tell us there will also be an aerial […]

As mentioned last night, tonight sees the newest tradition on this fair campus: the Spring Pillow Fight. Bring your finest goose down, and hope a quill doesn’t stick you in the eye.  If hitting people without reprecussions is not your cup o’ tea, then you can vent your frustrations verbally by participating in the Primal […]

A Freudian slip became a Freudian scream just minutes ago: Someone in an upper floor of McBain [primally] screamed out his window, “I want to suck your cock, Lee Bollinger!” Now, correct us if we’re wrong, but isn’t the person you’re taunting supposed to be the, um, sucker? Or perhaps the McBain resident just has […]

AHHHHHHHHHH! Now get some rest! Really! Follow the lead of this adorable couple who apparently live in Uris by snuggling up with your loved one and/or Red Bull-filled Nalgene. Good luck with tomorrow morning’s finals!

At midnight, Columbia has one of its few annual rituals—the Primal Scream. For new students, here’s a four-step guide: If your clock’s not auto-synced to the NIST’s Cesium Fountain Atomic Clock (i.e. the Internet), make sure you’ve set it correctly. At midnight, open your window or go outside. . Loudly. Keep it short. If you’re […]